Monday, July 13, 2009

Mike's birthday

Well it was Mike's birthday and I wanted to do something nice but we don't have any extra money right now so I had to get creative.

That morning I fixed a lasagna dinner and put it in the fridge to be baked that evening for dinner. I also baked a couple loaves of french bread that I would use for garlic bread. Then I baked the cake. It was a chocolate cake with cherry topping. It was a lot of chocolate too. I even put a little chocolate syrup in the batter before baking. I swear you could gain 2 pounds just smelling it lol.

Now I had to figure out what to do about a present. Well I got what I thought was a brilliant idea. I cut a long length of thick twine, took a shoebox and put a bunch of crumpled newspaper in and then got a jar and laid it on its side crossways and crammed some more newspapers in. Then I took a bendy plastic ladle and filled the "bowl" part with flour and glitter and laid it down over the jar. Then I quick weighted the handle end down with a piece of woud at same time put the lid on the shoebox then wrapped the box with the single length of twine and I had a spring-loaded booby trap present. smirk

I made a little sketch to illustrate it. Pretty bad I know.

While Mike watched some sports I got dressed in some lacy boyshorts, denim mini skirtand a tank top and sat down with him to watch even if I really wasn't interested, getting him a beer and chips and stuff when he wanted.

When the sports was over it was about 3pm and I decided to give him his present. He was surprised because he knew we couldn't really afford anything and still smiled a little as he felt the weight of the box and took the scissors I gave him and cut the string.

Well, it worked perfectly and he was full of flour and glitter. I couldn't stop giggling. After he rinsed most of it off his face, he dragged me into the bedroom, sat on the bed, pulled me over his lap, lifed the skirt, pulled down the panties and started spanking. I mean really spanking...right from the get go.

He was saying how naughty I was and how big a mess I made, etc. I tell you I was yelping and laughing cause every once in a while this puff of flour came off with some of the smacks. After several minutes of this it stopped. Way too soon to as he let my up and I started to rub when he said to get undressed while he got my hairbrush.

I have thick long hair and was forever snapping handles of cheap brushes and was delighted when I found a lovely rosewood brush in an antique store. It's beautiful and very sturdy and will NOT break. No matter how much I almost wish it would lol. It should only be used on the TOP of the body, too. Mike disagrees!

When I was nekkid, it was back over his lap with the horrid brush. This time the yelping, squealing and squirming started right away. It's a good thing I didn't have to count because I had long lost track. They came so fast too. All I knew was my butt was smoking lol.
Finally it was over and Mike put the brush down. All I wanted to do was jump up and start rubbing like crazy.

Thankfully he rubbed for me and boy did that feel better although he COULD have been a little more gentle! Well as the sting started abating the horniness was escalating and I could feel him under me and ready too.

I got up and got him out of his clothes fast and we spend the next half hour or so in bed. Then we showered together ( I LOOOOVE that) and he went to take a nap. Poor thing was all wore out. Can't imagine why. GRINNNNS.

While he was sleeping, I put on some cocoa butter and looked. There were the typical results of the hairbruse with some ovals darker than the others and would be there a while longer but nothing bad and I mark fairly easy so it wasn't a big deal. I decided I didn't want anything rubbing my butt, so I cleaned up the flour and glitter nekkid. This took a good while.

Then I put the lasagna in the oven and then put on my french maid outfit (I just love my different outfits lol) and went online to the chat room and talked with friends. I pulled the lasagna out when it still had about 15 mins left on it.

When Mike finally awoke, I left chat and put the lasagna back in and made the garlic bread. Mike was very happy to see the outfit. We ate outside by candlelight and I served Mike the food and wine of course making several mistakes and he had to give his maid many a swats lol.

After dinner I sat in his lap and we watched a little tv while our meals digested a little
Then I took him into the bedroom and gave him a nice massage and then I got his birthday spanking. I was over his lap (still in the maid outfit including thong) and he used a very nice leather paddle. I soooo love leather.. especially paddles.

Well once that was done we spent another hour or so in bed before going to sleep exhausted.

All in all I would say the birthday was a smashing success and the whole thing cost less than $10.. in fact the most expensive part was the cherries for the cake. I know he was happy with it. I damn sure was grinnnnns




  1. Ha ha... ive been dying to hear for ages what you did for his birthday...

    Im sure he did

  2. Hey ambs ...

    love your tricks as usual, LOL!!

    Don't forget when you right your book, i expect at least a 1/4 for suggesting you right your book on how to brat ;)

    Chat soon sweetie ...

    love n hugs, ag xxxx

  3. Great blog hun.
    I would try out some of your pranks but they seem a bit messy, and since Worzel and I don't have a house of our own to play in I will have to wait.
    Maybe I can pull something at the beech?
    Hugs, Jflame

  4. Amber, enjoy your post and the prank and especially your spanking.
    I followed the link from JFlame, I'm glad that I did.
    Warm hugs,

  5. Hi Amber,
    another that found you through JFlame. Your's seems to be an interesting read. Believe me, J does not need ideas. LOL
    Nice to "meet you"